Like stink to shit or Nick Nolte to a yard sale, Scientologists are all over Lindsay Lohan. Because why wouldn't you want to take advantage of someone when they've hit rock bottom? From IUC:
Once she gets out of the pokey (ed. note: now, 90 days in rehab) look for Lindsay Lohan to accumulate better karma by becoming the newest celebrity Scientologist. This according to a high ranking member who has met with Lilo: “Lindsay is ready to join Scientology once she gets out of jail,” the source said. “For months she’s expressed interest in Scientology. Scientology will welcome her. Hopefully she can turn her life around here and realize her enlightenment with Scientology.”
Considering the fact that Scientology is a "religion" that preys on the incompetent and feeble-minded, it's actually quite a surprise that Lindsay didn't join years ago. If Lindsay's hoping her acting career will soar as a member of Scientology, she better have a talk with Kirstie Alley. The only "rolls" she's getting nowadays have butter on them.
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